• 1丑陋片(🚌)尾曲
• 2你曾经(jīng )看到过(🐄)的(🐙)毁三观的画面(😧)是什么
• 3你曾经做(zuò(🏨) )过最(🏥)羞耻(👀)的事(🗾)情是什(🍚)么
• 4你听(tīng )过或看过(⭐)哪些(xiē )变态故事

1丑陋片(🌴)尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(⏱)创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(📦)音乐(🌭)人(😞)

所(suǒ )属专(zhuān )辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词(cí )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到(👑)过的毁(🛋)(huǐ )三观的(de )画(🔳)面(miàn )是什么

3你(nǐ )曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什(🔴)么

4你听(tīng )过或看过哪些(xiē )变态故(🕐)事(🈁)(shì )

几(jǐ(🍊) )大桌子的宾(🕣)客正吃几顿(🐎)的兴奋突然(🏿)之间靠院墙的几(🖱)桌客人一(💏)(yī )阵大(🧛)乱(luàn )

大家(🕤)闷哼看过来原来(👌)是是院墙隔(👻)壁有一些邪秽的东西不(🤯)时飞(⬆)过来

酒(🐲)菜不能不能(néng )再吃一些宾(bīn )客(kè )的衣服也沾(🥎)了脏很多人(⭐)都气的怒骂

做为主人(😩)的二舅也就肯定(dìng )不能不闻不(📖)问(📁)

他跟宾(bīn )客们道(dào )了几句歉就拿梯(tī(⚫) )子爬到院墙和邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂英(yīng )我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾(téng )我也就忍(🐯)了今天你去见(🛷)这样多人跟(💔)我较劲我非撕烂你(nǐ )的嘴巴(🍎)不可二舅站(❣)在梯(👿)(tī )子(👗)气极(🏈)败坏的骂(🌡)道

吴明宏你(🥈)有胆子就再试试你(⛄)一(⛽)天(📼)不把事情(🔈)能(néng )解(jiě )决好老娘就一天不(🎇)放你对面传他们来了一个妇女的骂声(shēng )

二舅(🚎)家(⛴)农村的房(😸)子是挨(🚍)得很(hěn )近隔壁建的

以前(🏬)房子一样高下雨天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦片(piàn )淌入各(🏡)家(jiā )院(yuàn )里

可(kě )二舅拆了旧(🍁)房起(qǐ )新房新房比(🔥)隔壁的(de )房子高了半米角上的(de )雨(🌖)水就往隔(gé )壁(bì(🔑) )屋顶(🛵)上(shàng )流肯(👩)定也就进了他(tā )家的院子

不过这也并(🔸)非有什么(me )大事

流到院子里院子(💑)里的确(què )就有排(pái )水沟能(💮)有什么东(🥜)西影响呢

不过王(🍵)桂英不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠天收成(🍝)经(jī(📷)ng )济条(tiáo )件(jiàn )不多邻里(🆘)关系也美满(mǎn )和谐

可二舅(🚏)这(👃)几年地(dì )里活不忙就去城里打零工挣(zhèng )的钱盖(🐨)了(le )这几间(🕡)(jiā(📧)n )新瓦房

些农村人(🕠)(rén )就有这(🦊)个红眼(👡)病(🕛)见岂能别(👗)人(🕣)比自(😀)己过的好尤其是以(yǐ(🐦) )前都(🎗)觉得不(😟)如你自己的

王桂英就(jiù )一直(zhí )看不起(qǐ )二舅

王桂(🖱)英的(♿)男人叫陈(🥥)四虎

名字(🖨)里面只不过有个虎字但是是只病猫

陈(🧚)四虎老实的三(sān )棍(🍑)子打不出个屁来

他怕事平时家里的事全是(😙)王桂英撑腰

今天二舅(😱)摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹(🛬)找碴陈四虎(🍺)就躲在屋里(📷)不出(chū(🏈) )头

陈四虎你(nǐ )出(🌙)不出来管一管你如果(😇)这(🙈)样再不论别怪我一点(diǎ(➡)n )也(yě )不客(😼)气(qì(❄) )了(😿)王桂(guì )英骂的真的很难听手中还(👒)(hái )不(🚻)时的铲着鸡(🎃)粪猪粪往院(🅰)子这(zhè )边甩二舅(🐠)实在是忍无(🙊)可忍(🏋)的道

爹你跟他啰(👙)唆什么(🏉)(me )呢东(🍽)西啊大(😅)表哥(🤡)的(🎙)确对二(🥎)舅实(📹)在是(🥊)太温和的处理不满

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可(🖍)以打(📈)开了隔(👤)壁的大(dà )门(👆)

早守在门口(🐫)的二(➿)表哥带(⛔)着兴奋几(🌊)个(gè )堂兄(🍦)弟(💰)一拥而上夺过(🏗)王(🏄)(wá(🏒)ng )桂英手中的铁锹出(chū )来是一顿打

幸好村里几个干部(🎤)也(🥨)几(jǐ )人(🦆)就把众人给抽开了(le )

王桂(🥋)英(yīng )说(🛂)(shuō )要可以报警村书记许红星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你(nǐ )泼屎打(⛅)了(le )你又是活该倒霉(🛣)你今天要(😢)不向吴(wú )老二道歉吧(🦑)看我(wǒ )咋收(🆑)拾好你

王桂(🍎)英哪里肯去道歉

她见所(suǒ )有人都奚落(✡)她的(🍞)(de )不是顿时就(🍹)气的(🗓)要撞墙自(🌕)戕

更何况几人(🚇)的人多把(💼)她给拉住了

这时(shí )候场面(miàn )僵在原地了(🙍)几方面都下不来台

更何况陈四虎从房里走了出(♿)(chū(🍇) )来他向二(🧀)舅道了歉还向许书记只要管好(👱)老婆自愿来陪偿二舅三百块(📯)钱王(🦒)桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气(🍦)的一时间(jiā(😠)n )回了娘家事(🌜)情才算告(👍)了一段落(🌉)

事(⛲)(shì )情(🎺)下来(lá(🐹)i )了一(✒)(yī )年(👄)多我又回(😃)来了(le )一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白(🧟)事

王(🐲)桂英(yī(🍵)ng )那次受了气虽说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但(dàn )更气陈四虎的(🎎)太窝囊

她天天(🏟)上(shàng )更加(🏗)变本加厉的数(shù )落陈四虎的(de )懦弱无能终于成功把(🛏)(bǎ )陈(chén )四(sì )虎(hǔ )给烧穿了

那天二舅(🔖)还在城里去打(dǎ )工(gōng )二(✖)舅(🗝)妈一(🐲)个人(🌚)在(zài )菜地(dì )干活(🏞)的人

陈四(🌘)虎那着砍草的镰刀来到(♊)菜地把二舅妈(mā )砍翻在(zài )地(🌆)

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长度也没办法一下把人脑袋砍(kǎ(📖)n )下来

陈(🚩)四虎(📟)面驳(📲)周边惊慌的村民(🏠)的面一镰(lián )刀(dāo )一镰刀的(👏)砍下了二舅(🚠)妈(🚅)(mā )的脑袋

接着提着(📑)血淋淋的(🚏)的(🥑)脑袋回到家里(lǐ )扔到了(le )王桂英面(❔)(miàn )前

你看(kàn )一下(👌)我倒底有没(méi )窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在门缝上见到他这样的话问王桂(🥦)(guì )英

王桂英(⏯)被(🥕)吓的(🍴)魂(🥥)不附体号(hào )陶(🍿)痛哭

陈四虎(🖤)得(dé )意地(dì(💃) )的压(🎗)了一桶水洗(⏮)干净(jì(🧜)ng )的手脚正坐在堂屋看(🦌)电视节目

很快地J察就进了村立(🔉)即逮捕了(🌠)陈四虎

法医仵作验尸让亲戚邻里自(zì )己去看

大夏(🦕)天(🦇)(tiā(🦊)n )放了(🐉)一两天(🏁)的(💘)人(🐨)头恶臭很难闻(🔭)看完的人都(dōu )吐了

吃东(🥅)西的那(nà )天王桂英(🖲)是没(🥁)有(🚏)再找(🧟)你(🔺)麻烦

她家的门上(🔚)落了锁没人(⛱)(rén )明(míng )白了她去哪了(🤼)