• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过的毁(⏰)三观的画面是什么
• 3你(🆙)曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什么(🐁)
• 4你听过或看过哪些变(🌚)态故(💞)事

1丑(🌿)陋(✅)片尾曲

RightRound

演(🍕)唱(⛸)FloRidaKeha

编曲(qǔ(🔣) )创作(🐻)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾经看到(dào )过的(🍷)毁三观的画面(🎊)是什(🍺)么

3你曾经做(🦆)过(👸)最羞耻的事(shì )情是(🍧)什么

4你听(🚟)过或看过哪些变(biàn )态(tài )故(🧑)事

几(📬)大桌子的宾(🏷)客正吃(🔆)几顿的兴奋突然之间靠(🐄)院墙的几(✴)桌客(🤠)人一阵大(🚲)乱

大(✉)家(jiā )闷(🐾)(mèn )哼(hēng )看过来原(🥙)来是(shì )是(🦋)院墙隔壁有(⏭)一些邪秽(🉑)的东(🐝)西不时(🖼)飞(📆)过(⛔)来

酒菜不(bú(🥧) )能不能(📶)再吃一(yī )些宾客的衣(🐖)服也沾了脏很多人都气的怒(nù(👶) )骂(🥄)

做为主人的二舅也(❎)就肯定不能不闻不问

他(tā )跟宾客们道(dào )了(le )几(🎻)句歉就拿梯(tī )子爬到院(😊)墙(🔠)和邻居对骂(👔)

王桂(😴)英(yīng )我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我(🐃)也就(jiù(🏐) )忍了今(jīn )天你(🧗)去(qù )见(jià(✒)n )这(zhè )样多人跟我较劲我非(🕙)撕烂(làn )你的嘴巴不(🔧)可二舅(🏑)站在梯子气极败坏的骂道

吴(wú )明宏你(nǐ )有胆(😌)子就再试试(㊗)你一(👺)天不(🍹)(bú(🤖) )把事(🐶)情能解决(jué )好老娘就一天不放你(🏚)对面传他们来了一个(🛁)妇女的(de )骂声

二舅家(🌹)农村的房子是挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房(fáng )子一样高(📌)下雨天各(gè )家(jiā )屋上的雨水向着瓦片(🏰)淌入各家(👷)院里

可二(⌛)舅(jiù )拆了旧房(👝)起新房新房比隔壁的房(fá(😢)ng )子高了半米角上的(👔)雨水就往(wǎng )隔壁(📍)(bì )屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家(jiā(🌍) )的院子

不过(🤣)这也并非有什么大事

流到院子(🚑)里院子(zǐ )里的确就有排水(shuǐ )沟能有什么东西影(📵)响呢

不过(😃)王桂英不这样想

原来大(dà )家大都庄稼(jià )人(🖊)靠天(⭕)收成经济条件不多邻里关系也(🧑)美满和谐

可(😡)(kě )二舅这几(🐹)年地里(📘)活不(🕳)忙(🏅)就去城里(lǐ )打零工(gōng )挣的钱(⬜)盖(🗞)了这几(⬛)间新瓦(wǎ )房(🐾)(fá(🍱)ng )

些农村人就有这个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉(⛸)得不(bú )如你自(zì )己的

王桂英就一直看不起(🧤)二舅(💪)

王(🌱)桂英的男人叫陈四虎

名(🌫)字(👩)里面(💞)只不过有个虎(🔅)字(zì )但(😲)是是只病猫

陈四(🗝)虎老(🐻)(lǎo )实的三棍子打不出个屁来

他(🛴)怕事平时家里的事全(⛩)是王桂英(yī(🕸)ng )撑腰(🕐)

今(jīn )天二舅摆上梁(⤴)酒王桂英不知好歹找碴陈四虎就躲(duǒ(🖍) )在屋里不(bú )出头

陈四虎你出(🌾)(chū )不出来(🖇)管一(🐯)管你如果这样再不论别(bié )怪(🥤)我一(yī(🦒) )点也不客气了王(🎇)桂英骂的真的很难(nán )听手中还不(👯)时的(de )铲着鸡(🔝)粪猪粪往院子这边甩二舅实在(😺)是(shì )忍无可(kě(🐏) )忍的道

爹(♍)你跟(🕊)他啰(luō )唆什么呢东西(😱)啊大表哥的确对二舅实(🥡)在(zài )是太温和的处(🐏)理不满

大表(biǎo )哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以(😲)打开(🔥)了隔壁(bì )的大门

早守在门口的(📅)二表(🤐)哥(🐗)带着兴奋几个堂兄弟一(🤮)拥而(é(🤪)r )上夺过王(🐜)桂英(yīng )手中的铁(⛏)锹出来是(💵)一顿打(🏵)

幸好村里几个干部也几人就(💠)把众人给抽开(⚫)(kāi )了(👍)

王桂英说(shuō )要(🥦)可以报警村(❕)书记许红星嘲弄道王桂英你有(yǒu )脸打110人家(🔽)摆酒席你泼(pō )屎打了你又是活该倒霉你(nǐ )今天(💠)要不向(🐙)吴(🤛)老二道歉(qiàn )吧看(kàn )我(📍)咋收拾(shí )好(❔)你

王桂英哪里肯去道(⛎)歉

她见所(⚫)(suǒ )有人都奚落她的不是顿时就气的要撞(👧)墙(🌲)自戕

更(🍪)何(🏇)(hé )况几人的人多把她给拉(🔞)住了

这(👇)时候场(⛵)面僵(jiāng )在原地了几(✒)方面都下(🍳)(xià )不来台

更何况陈四虎从房里走了出来他(🐏)向(xiàng )二舅道了歉还向许书(🙄)记只要(🎸)管好老婆自(🈺)愿来陪偿二(🌽)舅三百块(🔖)钱王桂(✊)英(❓)也(🦕)被懦(👓)弱的陈四虎气(🕍)的(🤪)(de )一时间(🍐)回(huí(❌) )了(le )娘家(jiā )事情才(cái )算告了一(yī )段落(luò )

事(🦖)(shì )情下来了(💼)一(yī )年多我又回来了一(🎭)(yī )次二舅家吃饭(😸)不这回(huí )是白事

王(💳)桂英那(🛍)次(😗)受了气虽说对二舅一家耿(🥁)耿于怀但更(💹)气陈四虎(✌)的太(🐺)窝(😁)囊

她天天上更(🍿)(gèng )加变本(🤓)加厉的数落(➿)陈四(sì )虎的懦弱无能终于成功把(📏)陈四虎给烧(shāo )穿(chuān )了(le )

那(nà )天二舅还(🏄)在(🔇)(zài )城(chéng )里(⚓)去打(🌎)工(gōng )二舅妈一个人在(✒)菜地干活的人(rén )

陈四虎(🤬)那着砍草的(🚲)镰刀来(🈺)(lái )到(🧜)菜(🏘)(cài )地把二舅(jiù(🈵) )妈砍翻(🧜)在(⏮)地

镰(🥢)刀再锋利但远远超出(🐑)长度也(⬛)没办(bàn )法一下把人脑(🤳)袋砍下来

陈(chén )四(📷)虎面驳(🌷)周(zhōu )边(📀)(biān )惊(🏡)(jī(😀)ng )慌的村民(mín )的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍(kǎn )下(⌚)了二舅(🌍)妈(mā )的脑袋

接(jiē )着提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里(🕞)扔(🕹)到了(le )王桂英面前

你(📉)看(🚾)一下我倒底(✒)有没窝囊废(✖)有胆量的村民(🌾)伏在门缝上见到(dà(⛺)o )他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英(yīng )被吓(🌴)的魂不附体号陶痛(tòng )哭

陈四虎得意地的压了一(💼)桶水洗干净的(de )手脚正坐在(zài )堂屋看电视节(jiē(✊) )目

很快地J察(📀)(chá )就进了(le )村立即逮捕了陈(😿)四虎(🥡)

法(fǎ )医(🍫)仵(🐗)作验尸让(ràng )亲戚邻里自己去看

大夏天放(fàng )了一(🗻)两天的人(🎍)头(🐵)恶臭(🔁)很难闻看(🏍)完的人都吐(🎭)了

吃东西的那(nà )天(📻)王桂英是没有再(🥌)找你麻烦(🔐)

她(tā )家的门(⏺)上落了锁没人明(míng )白了她去哪了