• 1丑(chǒu )陋片尾曲
• 2你曾(🐫)经看(kàn )到过的毁三观(🔗)的(👀)画面是(🐹)什(shí )么
• 3你曾经做过(guò(🤒) )最羞(xiū )耻(chǐ )的(🆙)事情是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或(🔁)看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片(piàn )尾(🔎)曲

RightRound

演唱(🏽)(chàng )FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词(cí )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾(🆗)经看到过的毁三观(🔌)的画(🥈)面是(🚴)什么

3你曾经(✅)做过最羞耻(🐞)的(🦈)事情(🚔)是什(🐿)(shí )么(me )

4你(🐂)听过或看过哪(👑)些变态故事

几大桌子(zǐ )的宾(➗)客(kè(🎢) )正吃(🍧)(chī )几顿的兴奋突然之间靠院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大家(🎞)闷哼看过来(lái )原来是是院墙(🚱)隔壁有一(yī )些(💼)邪(🦓)秽(🎃)的(de )东西不(🐲)时(🎖)飞过来

酒菜(🔗)(cài )不(🎫)能(néng )不能再(zài )吃(🚏)(chī )一些宾(✳)客的(de )衣服也(yě(🤘) )沾了脏很多人(🛏)都气(🍳)的怒骂(💳)

做为(😺)主人的二舅也就肯(📶)定不(💇)能(néng )不闻不问

他(tā(🌪) )跟宾客们道了(🏹)几句(jù )歉就拿梯(tī )子(zǐ )爬(🏽)到院墙和邻居对骂

王(🥔)桂(guì(😌) )英(yīng )我(wǒ )XXXXX你平(😠)时跟我(wǒ )瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你(🛳)去见这样多人跟我较劲我(🈁)(wǒ )非撕烂(🐥)你的嘴巴(bā )不(🆗)可(🏠)二舅站在梯(🏗)子气(qì )极败坏的骂道

吴明(míng )宏你有胆子就再(👚)试试你一天(tiān )不把事情能(🤭)解决好老娘(💙)就一(yī )天(🚎)不(⏩)放你对(duì )面传他们(🗓)来(📓)了一(yī(🐧) )个妇(🔜)女的骂声

二舅家农村(⏫)的房子是挨得很近隔壁(bì )建的(de )

以(🏷)前房子一(yī )样高下雨天各家屋上(👓)的雨水向着瓦(wǎ )片(🧠)淌入(🚮)各家(jiā )院(🔩)里

可二(èr )舅拆(chāi )了旧房(fáng )起新房新房比隔壁的房(🚜)子高了半米角(⏭)上(🥙)的雨水就往隔(🔀)壁屋顶上流肯定也就进(😾)了(📯)他(🚺)家的院子

不过这也并非有什么(me )大(🎒)事

流到(♍)院子(zǐ )里院子里(lǐ )的确就有排水沟能有什么东西影响呢

不(😿)过王(🧗)桂英不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠(🦅)天收成经济条(🦗)件不多邻里(🦓)关系也美满和谐

可二(🐪)舅这(💳)几年(🥍)地里活不忙就去(🐡)城里打零工(gōng )挣的(🛺)钱(🍎)盖(🥃)了这几间(jiān )新瓦(🌡)房

些农村(🕰)人就(⚾)有这个(gè )红眼病见(🕕)岂能别人比自己过(🛺)的好(📭)尤其是以前都觉(📥)得不如你(nǐ )自(zì )己(jǐ(✌) )的(🚒)

王桂英就一直看不起(🤴)二舅(👻)

王桂英(yīng )的男人叫陈(🍁)(ché(🌿)n )四虎

名(🥦)字里面只不过有(yǒu )个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四(🐦)虎老实的三棍子打不(⛰)出个屁来

他怕事(shì )平(📏)时家里的事全是王桂英撑(chēng )腰(📬)

今天二(è(⭐)r )舅摆上梁酒王(🥖)桂英不知好歹找(❎)碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如(rú )果这样再不论别怪我(💶)一点也不(📋)客(🎉)气(🙎)了王(wáng )桂英骂的真的很难听手中(zhōng )还(hái )不时的铲着鸡粪猪粪往院(yuàn )子这(🌆)边甩二舅实在是(😦)忍无可(kě )忍的道

爹你跟他啰唆什么呢东西啊大表(biǎo )哥的确(què(🔚) )对二舅实在是太(tài )温(wēn )和的处理不满

大表哥(gē )拿板(bǎn )凳攀(pān )过(🚠)了院墙(qiá(🚽)ng )可(🚊)以打(dǎ(🔴) )开了隔壁的大门

早(👼)守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟(🙄)一拥而上(shàng )夺过王桂英(🗓)(yīng )手(shǒu )中的铁锹(🔇)出来(lái )是一(⚓)顿打(😺)

幸好村里几个干部也几人就(🐣)把众人给抽开了

王(🏳)桂(guì )英说要可以报(➗)警(🕥)(jǐ(🈹)ng )村书记许红(♐)星嘲弄(🔍)道王桂英你(🏬)有(🎩)(yǒu )脸(liǎn )打110人家(🧕)摆(🔘)酒席你泼(pō )屎打(🐏)了你又是活该倒霉你今(🙁)天要(yào )不向吴(💚)老二道歉吧看我咋收(shōu )拾好你

王桂英哪里肯去(🥂)道歉

她见所有人(rén )都奚(xī )落她的不是(🤸)顿时(🔂)(shí )就气(qì )的要(🌀)撞墙自戕

更何况(🉐)几人的人(rén )多(🥌)把她给拉住了

这时(🍰)候场面僵(jiāng )在原地了几(jǐ )方面都下不来台(tái )

更何(📭)况陈(chén )四(sì )虎从房里走了出(chū )来(✴)他向(🍃)二舅(👵)道(dào )了歉还(🔬)向许书记(jì )只要管好老婆(🎶)(pó )自愿来(lái )陪(🌈)偿(🐧)二(èr )舅三百块钱王桂英(✨)也被懦弱的陈(🐔)四虎气的(📂)一时间回了娘家事情(qíng )才算告了一段落

事情(📟)下(🌅)来了(le )一(yī )年多(🖥)我(💂)又回来了一次二舅(🔆)家吃饭不这(zhè )回(🤧)是白(🐾)事

王桂(🔋)英那次受了(le )气虽说对(😧)二舅一家耿耿于怀但(dàn )更气陈(chén )四虎的(de )太窝囊(ná(🏓)ng )

她(tā )天(📟)天上(👓)更加(jiā(😂) )变本(běn )加厉的数落(📦)陈四虎(🔋)的懦弱(⛅)无能(🛹)终于成功把陈四虎(🐱)(hǔ )给(😏)烧穿了(🏃)

那天(🚽)二舅还在城里去打(💾)工二舅(jiù )妈一个人在(😯)菜地干活(🐤)(huó )的(🦖)(de )人(rén )

陈四虎(🚈)那(nà )着砍草的镰刀(📩)来到菜地(dì )把二舅(📞)妈砍翻在地(dì )

镰刀(🐽)再锋利但远远超出长度也(yě )没办法一下把人(😋)脑袋砍下来

陈(🚬)四(👮)虎面驳周边惊慌的村(⏩)民的(de )面一镰刀一镰(lián )刀的砍(🚀)下了二舅妈的脑袋

接(👻)着提(tí )着血淋淋的(🦍)的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂英面前

你看一下我倒底有没窝囊废有胆(🏽)量的村民伏在门(🌨)缝上见到他这样(yàng )的话问王桂(♒)(guì )英

王桂英被吓(💾)的魂(hú(🍍)n )不附体号陶痛哭

陈四虎得(🎋)意地(dì )的(🤥)压(🎑)了一桶水(🔰)洗干净的(de )手脚正坐在堂屋(🚪)看电(🏯)视(🥣)节目

很快地J察(chá )就进了村(cūn )立即逮捕了陈四(🕎)虎

法(😯)医(yī(🌏) )仵作(😤)验尸让亲戚邻里(🔸)自(zì(😄) )己去看

大夏天放了一两天(🈁)的(🐻)人(rén )头(💳)恶臭(chòu )很难闻(🚼)看完(wá(💅)n )的人都吐了(😸)

吃东西的那天王桂英是没有再找(👁)你(👿)麻(🌃)烦

她(🐽)家(📁)的门(🔘)上落了锁(✖)没人明白了她去哪了