• 1丑陋片尾曲(😤)
• 2你曾经看(🏘)(kàn )到过的毁三(sān )观的画面是(🎇)什么
• 3你曾经(🍝)做过(guò )最(🍮)羞耻(⏱)的(🕟)(de )事(shì )情是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些(xiē )变态(👵)故(gù )事(📓)

1丑陋片(🚺)(piàn )尾曲(qǔ(🔃) )

RightRound

演唱(chàng )FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(🍶)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(🌏)音乐人(📮)

所属(👮)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(🐿)歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(🥩)曾经(jīng )看到过的(⬆)(de )毁三观的(🧦)画(huà )面是什么

3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什(🛡)么

4你(💒)听过(🎬)或看过哪些(xiē )变态(🌏)故事

几大桌子(zǐ )的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突(🃏)然(🔎)之(🧚)间(🆒)靠院墙的几(💱)桌客人一阵大(dà )乱

大家闷哼(🕉)看过来原来(🚑)是是(shì )院墙隔壁有(🏝)一些邪秽的东西(xī )不时(shí )飞过来

酒菜(cài )不能(🍽)不能再吃一些宾(🍮)客的衣服也沾了脏很多人(ré(🎋)n )都气的怒骂

做(🖇)为主人的二舅也就肯定不能不闻不(🌎)问

他(🦑)跟宾客们道了(🌯)几句歉就拿梯子爬到院(🎋)墙(💛)和邻居对骂(mà )

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟(gēn )我瞎(🔓)折腾(🍸)我(♒)(wǒ )也就忍了(le )今天你去见这样(yà(🛢)ng )多人跟我较劲我(💥)(wǒ )非(📙)撕烂(💙)你的嘴巴不可二舅站在梯子(zǐ )气极败坏的(👻)骂道

吴明宏你有(🕟)(yǒu )胆子(zǐ )就再(😎)试试你一天不把(🕕)事(shì(🐽) )情能解(🍆)决好(🍒)老娘就一天不放你对(duì(🈚) )面传(🍈)他们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声

二(📚)(èr )舅家(😂)(jiā )农(nóng )村的房子(🔠)是挨得很近隔壁建(jiàn )的

以前(qián )房(fáng )子一样高下雨(📇)天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦片淌入各(gè(👧) )家院里

可二舅拆了旧(😑)房起新房新房比隔壁的房子高(🔪)了半米角(⭐)上(shàng )的雨水(🔕)就往(🚂)隔壁屋顶上流肯(kěn )定也就进(🧗)了他家的院(🆑)子

不过这也(yě(🔎) )并(🥁)非有什么大(👋)事

流到院(📠)子里(🥥)院子里(lǐ )的确就有排水(🐟)(shuǐ )沟能有什么东西影响呢

不过王桂英(🔔)不这样(🥘)想

原来大家(✔)大都(dōu )庄稼人(🎮)靠天收成经(jīng )济条件不多(duō )邻里关系也美满和谐

可二(🕋)舅这几年地里活(🚖)(huó )不忙就去(🏬)城(🧡)里(🛢)打零工挣的钱盖了这(zhè )几间新瓦房

些农(🚔)村(😗)人就有这(✌)个红眼病见岂能别人比(🍤)自己过(🍳)的好尤(📝)其是以(👼)前(🕣)都觉得不如你自己(😓)的(🚒)

王(🅰)桂(🎄)英(yī(🆚)ng )就一直看(🚋)不(🚇)起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四虎

名字里面只不过有(yǒu )个虎(hǔ )字(zì )但是(💪)是只病(bìng )猫

陈四虎(💾)老实(😩)的(de )三棍子打不(bú )出个屁(🏑)来

他怕事平时家(jiā )里的(de )事(🌑)全是王桂英撑腰(yāo )

今天二(è(⛸)r )舅(jiù )摆上梁酒王(🥏)桂英不知好歹找碴陈四(🍦)虎就躲在屋(⏺)里(📦)不(bú(🥫) )出头

陈(🧠)四虎你出不出(🌡)来管(🔁)一(📖)管你如果这样再不论别怪我一点也不(bú )客气了王(wáng )桂英骂的真的很难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪猪粪往院(👌)(yuàn )子这边甩二舅实在是忍(rěn )无可忍(👊)的道

爹你(💒)跟(gēn )他啰唆什么呢东(🐕)西啊大表哥的确对二(👑)舅(🎪)实(⛵)在是太温和(hé )的处理不满

大表哥拿(ná )板凳攀过(guò )了(le )院墙(qiáng )可以(🤸)打开了(🚌)隔壁的大(dà )门

早守(👾)在门(mén )口(🚅)的二(èr )表(🔬)哥带(dài )着兴奋几(jǐ )个(gè )堂兄弟一拥而上夺过(guò(🍢) )王桂(🛅)(guì )英手中的铁锹出来是(🥝)一(🈁)顿打(dǎ )

幸(🚤)(xì(✖)ng )好村(🥩)里几个干(🐗)部(bù(🎄) )也几人(📇)就把(🧒)众人(💣)给抽开(🦑)了

王(wáng )桂(guì )英说要可(kě )以报警村书记(🏷)(jì )许(xǔ )红(🧠)星嘲(🕟)(cháo )弄道王桂英你有脸打110人(👵)(rén )家摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是活该倒(🐥)霉你今天要不向吴老(🌒)二道歉吧(🧝)看我咋收(🚽)拾(👈)(shí )好(🥉)(hǎo )你(🛂)(nǐ )

王桂英哪里肯去道歉(🚎)

她(🌻)见(😙)所有人都奚落她的(🎠)不是顿(dùn )时(shí )就气的要撞(🔁)墙自(🤵)戕

更何况几人的人多把她给拉住(🚅)了

这时候场面僵在原地了几方面都下不来(lái )台

更何况陈(⏯)四虎从房里(🦆)走(🎗)(zǒu )了出来他向二舅道了歉(🧑)还向许(🐗)书记(😦)只要管好(🚳)老(♌)婆自愿来陪(péi )偿二舅三(sān )百块钱王桂英(📣)也被懦(nuò )弱的(de )陈(🕢)四(🐕)虎气的(🗑)一(🕰)时间回了(🍕)娘家事情才算告(gà(🈹)o )了(le )一段落

事情下来了一年多我又(👋)回(huí )来了一(yī )次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事(shì(👴) )

王桂(guì )英那次受了气虽说对二(èr )舅一(yī )家耿耿于(🚕)怀但更气(😳)陈(chén )四(sì )虎的太窝囊

她天天上更(🙎)加(🌹)变本加厉的(⏫)数落陈四虎的懦弱无能(néng )终(🥋)(zhōng )于成功把陈四(📜)虎给烧穿了(le )

那天二舅还(🏩)在城里去打工二舅妈一(🛌)个人在(🌁)菜地干活的人(🚆)

陈四虎那(🏡)着(🤩)砍草的(🙏)镰刀来到菜地把二舅妈(🥘)砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远(🕥)超出长(🛋)度也没(📬)办法一下把(🚙)人脑袋砍(👑)下来(lái )

陈(🚫)四(🤪)(sì )虎面驳(🍋)(bó )周边(🚁)惊(jīng )慌的村民的面(♏)一(yī )镰(liá(🐇)n )刀一镰刀的砍下了二舅妈的脑(🤼)袋

接着提(tí )着(🧛)血淋(🎤)淋的(🥌)的(👹)脑袋(🧢)回(huí )到家里扔(🤔)到了王(🉑)桂英面前

你看一下我倒底有没窝囊废有胆(🕥)量的村民伏在(🧑)(zà(🍔)i )门(🍷)缝上见到他这样的(⛹)(de )话问王桂英(🤣)

王桂(guì(✳) )英被吓的魂(😑)(hún )不附(🌾)体(🙎)号陶(📬)痛哭

陈四虎得意(yì )地的压了一桶水洗(📨)干净(jìng )的手(⛺)(shǒu )脚正坐(🍕)(zuò )在堂屋看电视节目

很快(☔)地(dì )J察就进了(le )村立即逮捕(👶)了陈(chén )四虎(🏺)

法(🚓)医(🛑)(yī )仵作验尸让(🐃)亲(🕛)戚邻(lín )里自(📁)己去看

大(🏧)夏(xià(🐥) )天放(🕓)了一两天的(de )人头(🙉)恶(✡)臭很难(📭)闻看(kàn )完的人(rén )都吐(tǔ )了

吃(chī )东西(xī )的那天(tiān )王桂(🧜)英是没有(yǒ(🏻)u )再找你麻烦(fán )

她家的门上落(🕑)了锁没人明白(♏)了她去哪了(le )