丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒu )陋片(piàn )尾曲
• 2你曾经(👿)看到(🎭)过的(de )毁三(sān )观的画面是什么
• 3你(🎛)(nǐ(🏄) )曾(céng )经(🦊)做(zuò )过最羞耻的(🔶)事情(🏙)是什(🏙)么
• 4你听过(⏩)或(🧛)看过(🚗)哪些变态(🌴)故事

1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )

RightRound

演唱(🔺)FloRidaKeha

编(🈴)曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(🌑)音乐(lè )人(🏧)(rén )

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(kàn )到(🍯)过的毁(huǐ )三观的画面是什(🗾)么

3你曾经做过(😹)最羞耻的事情(qíng )是什(🤹)么

4你听(🐚)过或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正(zhèng )吃几(⛹)顿(💡)的(🤐)兴(xìng )奋突然之间靠(🙃)院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大家闷哼(💆)看过来原来是是院墙(qiáng )隔(📞)壁有一些(💍)邪秽的东西不时飞过来

酒菜不能不能再(🕤)(zài )吃一些宾客的(🙉)衣服(fú )也沾了脏很(hěn )多人都气的怒骂(🧟)(mà )

做为主人的二舅(jiù )也就(🚎)肯定不能不闻(🕷)不(🏓)(bú )问(👁)

他跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬到院(yuàn )墙和邻居对(duì )骂

王(wá(🌪)ng )桂英我XXXXX你平(píng )时(🤐)(shí )跟我瞎折(⛵)腾(téng )我也就忍了今天你(🕳)去见这样多人(rén )跟我(wǒ )较劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不可二舅(🥄)(jiù )站在梯(🙏)子(zǐ )气(qì )极败坏(🍫)(huài )的骂(🕥)(mà )道(dào )

吴明宏你有胆子就(👛)再试试你一天(👔)(tiān )不把事情能解决好老(lǎo )娘(niáng )就一天不(🥃)放你对面传他们来(🚁)了一个妇女的骂声

二舅家(📹)农村的房子是挨(āi )得(🔳)很近隔(gé )壁建(jiàn )的

以前房子一样(yàng )高下雨(💋)天各家(👪)屋(🎛)上的雨水(🌻)向(🏝)着瓦片淌(tǎng )入各家院里

可二舅(🎾)拆了旧房起新房(🍙)新房(fáng )比(bǐ )隔壁的房(👏)子高了半米角上(⏯)的雨水就往隔壁(🦔)屋顶(🤧)上流肯定(🍳)也就(🍕)(jiù )进了他家的院(🏄)子

不(bú )过这也并(🕤)非有(🈂)什么大(🕛)事

流到院子里院子(🍐)(zǐ )里的确(🐚)就有排水(🤺)沟能有(🙀)什么东(🕹)西影响(xiǎng )呢

不过王(wáng )桂(📍)英不(🎟)(bú )这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠天收成经济条件(✏)(jiàn )不(🔣)多邻里关系也美(📐)满和(hé )谐(xié )

可(🆒)二舅这几年地里(lǐ(🥡) )活(huó(🎶) )不忙就去城(😼)里打零工挣的钱盖了这(🥐)几间新(xīn )瓦房

些农村人(⬇)就有这个红(hóng )眼病见(👎)岂能别人比(🔼)自己过(⏱)的(🔪)好(hǎo )尤其是(🚂)以前都(🌉)觉(😯)得不如你(nǐ(🐔) )自己的

王桂英(✏)就一(📫)直看(🏘)不起(🏞)二舅

王桂(guì )英的(🈳)男人叫陈四虎

名字里面只不过有个虎(hǔ )字但是是(〰)只病猫

陈四(😨)虎老实的三棍子打不出个屁来

他怕(⚓)(pà )事平时家里的事全(🔫)是王桂英撑腰

今天二(💢)舅摆上梁酒(jiǔ )王桂英(yīng )不知好歹找碴陈四虎(♟)就躲在屋(🅿)里不出头(😈)(tó(😎)u )

陈四虎你(nǐ )出不出来(lái )管一管你(nǐ )如(🈷)果这(🚿)(zhè )样(🔄)再不论别怪我一(🌜)点也(yě )不客气了(🚣)王桂(guì )英骂的真的很难听手中还不时的铲(🚂)着(✌)鸡粪(🔥)猪粪往院子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可(🎋)忍的道

爹你(📠)跟他啰唆什么呢(ne )东(👈)西(xī )啊大表哥的确对(duì )二舅实在(🧝)是(💔)(shì )太(tài )温和的处理不满

大表(😫)哥(gē )拿(ná )板(😕)凳攀过了院(⏬)墙可(🔲)以打开(kā(😉)i )了隔壁的大门(🍟)

早守(shǒu )在门口(📪)的(de )二(🕣)表哥带(🛩)着兴(xìng )奋几个堂兄弟(🍖)(dì )一拥而上夺过王桂(🎩)英手中的铁锹出来(🏫)是一顿(dùn )打(🤮)

幸好村里几个干部也(🍝)几人就(jiù )把众(🚨)人给抽开了

王桂(guì )英说要可以报警村书记(jì )许红星(xīng )嘲弄道王桂英你(🏴)有脸打110人(🕒)家摆(bǎi )酒席你(🔰)泼屎打了(🐻)你又是活该(😏)倒霉你今(🥎)天要不(bú )向吴老二道歉(🐽)吧看我咋收(🏇)拾(🌔)好你(nǐ )

王桂英哪里肯去(qù )道歉

她见所有(🐏)人都(🌶)奚落她的不是(shì(📥) )顿时就(🍔)(jiù )气的(⭕)要撞墙(🈹)自戕

更何况几人的(de )人多把她给(😭)拉住(🏁)了

这(⏳)时(🌓)候场面僵在原地了几方(👋)面都下不来台

更何况陈(🐒)四(sì )虎从(🎡)(cóng )房(fáng )里(🍘)走(😉)了出来他(🏢)向二(♈)舅道了(le )歉还向(🛳)许(xǔ(🏓) )书记(🖤)只要管好(😮)老婆(pó(🔏) )自(📬)愿来(lái )陪(🆗)(péi )偿二(😥)舅三百(😩)块钱(🦓)王桂英(yīng )也(yě )被(bèi )懦弱的(🐖)陈四(⏩)虎气的一时间回了娘家事情才(😃)算告了一段落

事情(♏)下来了一年多我又回来(🏅)了一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事

王桂英那次(😸)受(shòu )了(🍠)(le )气(⛪)虽说(👌)对二舅(jiù(📅) )一家耿(🏤)耿于怀(🤬)但更(gè(🏅)ng )气陈四虎(☔)的太窝囊

她(🆙)天(➡)天上更加变(💋)本加(🥛)厉的数落陈(chén )四(sì )虎的(de )懦弱无能(🧓)终(zhōng )于(🤯)成(💛)功把陈(chén )四虎(🦄)给烧(💶)穿(🚥)了

那天二(🧗)舅还(hái )在城(✖)里去打工二舅妈一个人在菜(🔠)地干活的人(rén )

陈(chén )四虎那着砍草的镰刀来到菜地(💚)(dì )把二舅妈砍(🏂)(kǎn )翻在(zài )地

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长度也没(méi )办法一(yī )下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四(🔃)虎(🛹)面驳周边(🍞)惊(🌮)慌的村民(mín )的(🌾)面(🤘)一镰刀一镰(🌶)刀(🥐)的砍(📁)下了二舅(🎂)妈的(⏹)脑袋

接着提着(zhe )血淋淋(lín )的的(📫)(de )脑袋回到(🥋)家里扔到了(☝)王桂英(yīng )面(🍶)前

你看一下我倒底有没窝囊废(🌭)有胆量(😔)的村民伏(⛸)在门缝上见到他这(🦏)样的(🐔)话问王(wáng )桂(guì(✴) )英

王桂英被(🙋)吓的魂(hún )不附体号陶痛哭

陈四(😮)虎得意(✋)地的压了一桶水洗干净的手脚正(zhèng )坐在(🗿)堂屋看(🕦)电视节(jiē )目(mù )

很快地(🍿)J察(🖥)(chá )就进(👫)了村立(🐽)即(🚸)逮捕了陈(👇)(ché(🌸)n )四虎

法医仵作验尸让(🆔)亲戚邻里自己去(🤚)看

大夏天放了一两天的人(📒)头恶臭很难闻看完的人都(🙇)(dō(🥞)u )吐(😅)了

吃东(dōng )西的那天王(🔑)桂英是没有(🗨)再找你麻烦(🎞)

她家(jiā )的门上落了锁没人明白(bá(🥖)i )了她去哪了(🌉)