丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾(🌲)(wěi )曲
• 2你(nǐ )曾经看到过的(🏝)毁(👾)三观的画面是什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情(🎬)是什么
• 4你听过(🐒)或看过哪些变态故事

1丑(⛑)陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱(🌂)FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🚉)文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(jīng )看(👸)到过的(😥)(de )毁(🍁)三观的画面是什么

3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情(🤯)(qí(🔄)ng )是什么

4你听过或看过(🎚)哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正吃(😘)几顿的(🥦)(de )兴奋突(🐨)然之(zhī )间靠院(yuàn )墙的(📠)几桌客人一阵(zhèn )大(🏓)乱

大家(💶)闷哼看过来(👿)原(🚱)来(📥)是是院墙隔(💞)壁有一些(🐚)邪秽的东西不时飞过来

酒菜不(bú )能不(🏑)能再吃(chī )一些宾客的衣服也(🏳)沾了脏(😰)很多人(rén )都气的怒骂(😲)(mà )

做为主人(ré(🤨)n )的二舅也就肯定不能(🐈)不(💷)闻不问(🍉)

他跟宾客(kè )们(🏮)道了(le )几句(〰)歉就拿梯(tī )子爬到院墙和邻居对骂

王桂(🤭)(guì )英(❓)我(🔮)XXXXX你平时跟我瞎(🌷)折腾(📅)我也(🍄)就忍了(🧣)今天你去见这(👠)样(yàng )多人跟我较劲我非撕(🈹)烂你的嘴巴不可二舅站在梯(🛰)子气(qì(🏬) )极败坏(🌠)的骂(🎂)道(dào )

吴(♟)明(míng )宏你(🚓)有胆(dǎn )子就再试试你一天(🛸)不把事情(qí(⏹)ng )能(❕)解(🖤)决好老娘(niá(🚸)ng )就一天不放你(🚽)对面传(🎳)(chuán )他们(men )来了一个妇女(👔)的(de )骂(mà(🔦) )声(🚋)

二舅家农村的房子是挨得(➰)很近隔(😕)壁建的

以(🏩)前房子一样高下雨天各家屋上的(🐅)雨水(🍓)向着瓦片淌入各家院里(lǐ(🔇) )

可(🛅)二舅拆了旧房起新房新房比(⏺)隔壁的房子高了半米角(👆)上的雨(😑)水就往隔壁屋顶上流(🏉)肯定(👉)(dìng )也就进了他家的院子(🛅)

不过这也(😚)并非有什(shí )么大(📍)事(shì )

流到院子里院(🐪)子(🌶)里的确就(jiù )有排水沟能有什么东西影响(xiǎ(❄)ng )呢

不(🧀)过王桂英不这样(yàng )想

原来大(➕)家大都庄稼人靠天收成(ché(💫)ng )经济(💊)(jì )条(👔)件(jiàn )不多邻里关系也美满和(💗)谐

可二舅这几(🌉)年地(🌇)里(🧜)活不忙(🌬)就去城(💛)里打零工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些农村人(🥠)就有(✒)(yǒu )这个红(💟)眼病见(jiàn )岂(🔱)(qǐ )能(néng )别人比自己(jǐ(💬) )过(guò )的好尤其是以前(qián )都(🥖)觉得不(❎)如你(🦕)自(🥒)己的

王(➗)桂英就一直看(kà(🥋)n )不起二舅

王(wá(🥋)ng )桂英(yīng )的男人(rén )叫陈四虎

名字(👂)里面只(zhī )不过有个(gè )虎(🈯)字但是是只病(bìng )猫(🗂)

陈(🍋)四虎老实的三(sān )棍(🎉)子打不(bú )出(chū )个屁(pì )来(💫)

他怕(😱)事平时家里的事全是王桂英撑腰

今(jīn )天(tiān )二(🎌)舅摆上梁酒王(🙋)桂英不知好歹找(🐩)(zhǎo )碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不(bú )出头

陈四虎(🈶)你出(🚏)不出来管(guǎn )一管你如(rú )果这(🧦)样再(zài )不(bú )论(🔊)(lùn )别(🐈)怪(guài )我一点也不客气(qì(♈) )了(🈳)王桂英骂的真的很难听(tīng )手中(zhōng )还不(🏥)时(🌶)的铲着(🐰)鸡(jī )粪猪粪往院(😍)(yuàn )子这边甩二舅实在(🛳)是(⛹)忍无可忍(rěn )的道

爹你(📽)跟他啰唆什(shí )么呢东西啊(ā )大表哥的确对二(🤪)(èr )舅实在(🌱)是太温和的处(chù )理不(🤠)满

大表哥拿板(bǎn )凳攀过了院墙可以打开(🎡)了隔壁的大门

早守在(👫)门口的二(🌤)表哥带(dài )着兴(🚭)奋几个堂兄(📶)弟一拥而上夺过王桂英(yīng )手(💱)中的铁锹出来是(shì )一(🛷)顿(👤)打

幸好村里几个干部也几人就把众(🗡)人给抽(🔝)开(👒)了

王(🦎)桂英说要可(💅)以报警(jǐng )村书记许红星嘲弄道(dào )王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你泼屎(shǐ )打了你又(🚆)是活(🐄)(huó(🖼) )该倒霉你今天要不向(🐨)(xiàng )吴老二(èr )道歉吧看我(wǒ )咋收(👣)拾好你(🥦)

王(📱)桂英哪里肯去道歉(🌶)

她见所(suǒ )有人都奚落她的不(😚)是顿(😢)时就(🕒)气的要撞墙自戕

更(gèng )何况几人的人多把她给拉住(zhù(👝) )了

这时候场面僵在原地了(❄)几方面都下不(🛺)来台

更何况(🔸)陈四虎从(🍧)房里走(zǒu )了出(chū )来他向二舅道了(🎐)(le )歉还向(🌗)许书(⬅)记只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅(jiù )三百块钱王(wáng )桂英也(🥔)被懦弱的陈四虎(🐣)(hǔ )气(🔎)的一时间回(🖐)了(🏮)娘(📤)家事(shì )情才(🚯)算告(📮)了一段落

事(🗿)(shì )情下来了一年多我又(🏘)回来(👁)了一(🚃)次二舅家吃饭(fàn )不这回是白(bái )事

王桂英那次受了气(🧘)虽(suī(💯) )说对二舅一家(jiā )耿耿于怀但更(💱)气陈(🥧)(chén )四(sì )虎(hǔ )的太窝囊

她(📈)天(tiān )天上更加变本加厉的(🐨)数落陈(📟)(chén )四虎的懦弱无能终于(😵)成(ché(🏊)ng )功把陈(🏗)四虎给(🚅)烧穿(🈚)了

那天二舅(jiù )还在城里去(🕔)打工二舅(♟)妈一个(gè )人在菜地干活的人(ré(⭕)n )

陈(💻)四(😍)虎那着砍草的(🏒)镰刀来(✨)(lái )到菜地把二舅妈砍(🕕)翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远(yuǎ(🐃)n )超出长度(dù )也没(⛺)办(bàn )法一下把人(🥂)(rén )脑袋砍下来

陈(😴)四虎(hǔ )面驳周(🌘)边惊慌的村(🚋)民的面一(➕)镰刀一(🏤)镰刀的砍下了二舅(👃)妈的脑袋

接着提着血淋淋的(📚)的脑(nǎ(🗳)o )袋回到家里扔到(🔺)了(le )王桂(🚵)英(🚔)面前

你看(😉)一下我(🤮)倒(👲)底有没窝囊(ná(💝)ng )废有胆量(🔤)的村民(mín )伏在门(🚖)缝上(💓)见到他这样(yàng )的话问王桂英(🌈)

王桂英被(㊙)吓的魂不附体(tǐ )号陶痛哭

陈(chén )四虎得(dé )意地(dì )的压(⚽)了(le )一(👙)桶水(📐)洗(xǐ )干(gàn )净的手(🚃)(shǒ(🍎)u )脚正坐在(🤪)(zài )堂(táng )屋看电视节目

很快地J察就进(jìn )了(🏒)村(📃)立即逮捕了(le )陈四(🗣)虎

法医仵作验尸让亲戚邻(lín )里(lǐ(🌖) )自(📃)己(🐀)去看

大夏天放了一两天(🥢)的人头恶臭很(hě(🤝)n )难闻看完的人都吐了(🌨)

吃东西的那天(tiān )王桂英是没有再找你麻烦

她家的(de )门上落了锁没人(🐦)明白了(📶)她去哪了