丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片(piàn )尾曲
• 2你(nǐ(🕖) )曾经看(kàn )到过(🏵)(guò )的毁三(👖)观(🔏)的画面是什(shí )么
• 3你(🎤)曾经做过最羞耻的(🍊)(de )事(📄)情是什么
• 4你听过或看过(🐶)哪(🧞)些(🗝)变态故(🎁)事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演(yǎ(🦇)n )唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(➕)作(🔔)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(yī(🛏)ng )文(wé(❗)n )歌(gē )词(🏒)

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(jīng )看到过(🥋)的(🍿)毁三观的画面是什(shí )么

3你曾(💷)经做(zuò )过最羞耻的事情是什么

4你(🏩)听过或(♈)看过(👽)哪些变态故事

几(💭)大桌(zhuō )子的宾客(🏍)正吃几顿的(🛩)兴奋(🌏)突(📘)然之(zhī )间靠院墙的(🈳)几桌客人一阵(🦋)大乱

大家闷哼看过来原来是是院墙(♋)隔壁有(📇)一些邪(🧟)秽的东西不(🦂)(bú )时(⤵)飞过来

酒菜不能(né(👳)ng )不能(néng )再(zài )吃一些宾(bīn )客的衣服也沾了脏很多人(🌗)都气的(🍼)怒骂

做为(wéi )主(zhǔ )人的(💉)二(èr )舅(㊗)也就肯定(dìng )不能不闻不问(wèn )

他跟(gēn )宾客们道(📍)了几句歉(👼)就拿梯子爬到(dà(😺)o )院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时(⚾)跟我瞎折腾我(🚏)(wǒ )也就忍了今天你去见这样多(🍧)人(rén )跟我较(jiào )劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴(🧘)不可二舅(jiù )站在梯子气极(😟)败(🕊)坏的骂道(dà(🐳)o )

吴明宏你有胆子(🚁)就再试试你一天(➖)不把(bǎ )事情能解决好老娘就一天不(bú )放你对面传他们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声

二舅家农村的(💹)(de )房子是(📖)挨得很(hěn )近隔壁建的

以前房子一样高下(👂)雨天各家屋上的雨(🥜)水向着(➡)瓦片淌入各(gè )家(jiā )院(yuà(🍘)n )里

可二舅(🗓)拆(🎛)了(✡)旧(jiù )房起新房新房(fá(🈯)ng )比隔(🕦)壁的房子高了半米角上(👥)的雨水就往隔(gé )壁(📿)(bì )屋顶上(🎟)流肯定也就进(🍘)了他家的(💚)院子

不过这也并非有什么大事

流到院子里院子(zǐ )里(😱)的确就(jiù )有排水沟能(🕕)有什么东西影(yǐ(🏭)ng )响呢

不过王桂英(🧡)不(🐽)这样(🕣)想

原来大家大都庄(🌫)稼人靠(kào )天收(🔈)成经(🕥)济条件不多邻里关系(xì )也(yě )美满和谐

可二舅这几年(nián )地里活不忙(máng )就去城里打零工挣的钱盖了这几(😭)间新瓦房

些农(🐨)村人(📧)就有(👚)这个红(hóng )眼病(🌀)见岂能别人比自己过的好(hǎo )尤其是以(🔕)前都(👗)觉(🎂)得不如你(nǐ )自己的(de )

王桂(🐂)(guì )英就一直(💅)看不(🦀)起(👔)(qǐ )二舅(🕣)

王桂英的(✉)男(📐)人(🌜)叫(jiào )陈四虎

名字里面只不过(💱)有个(gè )虎字(zì )但是是(🏊)只病(🎗)猫

陈四虎(⬅)老实的(de )三棍子打不(😵)出个屁来

他(tā )怕事平时家(🕜)里的事全是王桂英(😱)撑腰

今天二舅摆上(shàng )梁(liáng )酒王桂英不知好歹找碴(chá )陈四虎就躲(duǒ(☝) )在屋里不出(🎄)(chū )头

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如果这(🙍)样再不(🍩)论别怪我(🐎)一点(🎆)也不(🚜)客气了王桂英骂(mà )的真的很难听手中还不时(shí )的(🚩)铲着鸡粪(fèn )猪粪往院子(🛵)这边甩(shuǎi )二(🥗)舅实(shí )在(zài )是忍无可忍的道

爹你(nǐ )跟他啰唆(😑)什么呢东西(🤯)啊(🈶)大(dà )表(🖕)哥(gē )的确对(🛬)二(💖)舅实在是太温和(⬛)的(🐊)处理不满

大表哥拿板(bǎn )凳攀(🕯)过了(🛹)院墙可以打开了隔壁(🏵)的大门

早守在门口(🚕)的二表哥带着(zhe )兴奋(fèn )几个堂(🈹)兄弟一拥(🌇)而上(🌔)夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出(🤳)来是一(🚱)顿打

幸(🏂)好(😀)村里(➗)几个干部也(yě )几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂(guì )英说要可以(🐇)报警村书记许红星嘲弄(🌰)道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席(xí(📔) )你泼屎打(dǎ )了(le )你又(yò(➰)u )是(🐀)活该(gāi )倒霉(🖲)你今天要不向吴老(😖)二道歉吧看(🚚)我咋收拾好你

王桂英哪里(lǐ )肯去道歉

她见(🐻)(jiàn )所有人(⛪)都奚(🥇)落她的不是顿(🕠)时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何(🏡)(hé )况(🎌)几(🚏)(jǐ(🕶) )人(💵)的人多把(bǎ )她给拉住了

这时候(hòu )场面(🕤)僵在原地了几(jǐ )方面都下不来台

更(💇)何况陈四虎(🥨)从(🎤)房(fá(👍)ng )里(lǐ )走了出来他向(😲)二舅(jiù )道了歉还向许(xǔ )书记只(zhī )要(yào )管好老婆(pó )自愿来陪偿二(🤕)舅三百块(🥊)钱(qián )王桂(🤢)英也被(👪)懦弱的陈四虎气的(🦈)一时(🍎)间回了(🚠)娘家事情才算告了(🌯)一段落

事(😫)情下来了(📟)(le )一年多我又回(🦌)来了一次二(🕸)舅家吃饭不这回是白事

王(👑)桂英(☔)那次(cì )受了气虽(📲)(suī )说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎(🧘)的太窝囊(náng )

她天天上(📰)更加(jiā )变本(📴)加(jiā )厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无能终于(yú )成功把陈四虎给烧穿了

那(😖)天二(èr )舅还(📸)在城(👤)(chéng )里去打工二舅妈一个人在菜地干(gàn )活的(🏆)(de )人

陈四虎那着(🏯)砍(🚡)(kǎn )草的镰(🏋)刀(dāo )来到(🍁)菜地把(bǎ )二舅妈(mā(🔜) )砍翻在地

镰(💺)(lián )刀再锋(🆘)利(🗜)但远远超出长度也没(🙉)办法(fǎ )一下把人脑袋砍下(🌻)(xià )来

陈四虎(hǔ )面驳周(🙉)边惊慌(🕤)的(de )村民的面一(🤺)镰刀一镰刀的(🦏)砍下(🕓)了(le )二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着血淋淋(lín )的的脑袋(dà(🕹)i )回(🏍)到家里扔到了王(😨)桂英面前

你看(kà(🔺)n )一下我倒底有没窝(🔱)囊废(🥫)有胆量(liàng )的(de )村民(mín )伏(fú )在门缝(🚵)上见到他这样的话(huà )问(🥎)王桂英

王桂英(🗄)被吓的魂(hún )不附体号陶痛哭

陈四(sì )虎得意(yì )地的(de )压了(le )一(👏)桶水洗干净的手(🆒)脚正坐在(🈷)堂屋看电视(✍)节(🅰)目

很快地J察就(💯)进了村立即逮(dǎi )捕了陈四虎

法(🎺)医仵作验(📫)尸让亲戚(⛸)邻里自(🚝)己去看(📒)

大夏(🐻)天(🔓)放(🎉)了一两天的人头恶臭很难闻看完(✅)的人都吐(⬇)了

吃(🚲)东西的那天王桂(⏺)英是(😘)没有再找(🏷)你(🎹)麻烦

她家的(🐚)门上落了锁没人(rén )明(mí(😡)ng )白了她去哪了(le )